Why?

Why would you do it? Why would you buy your kid a dummy that makes them look like they got some crazy hill-billy, buck tooth dentistry issues going on? Maybe a one-time outing to the pub with babs in tow, it might be amsuing for your mates, but hey, novelty is novelty and then there's taking the piss. Still, the fact these are sold alongside pretty little baby pink all-in-ones suggest that they may well be desirable in this twisted world we live in...
what next? Taboo themed baby grows; mini hitlers and osama look-a-likes crawling round the creche corner of the local Beefeater on a Sunday?