"Deep Pan Stuffed or Hovis Brown Toasted?"

Nah, not that kinda CRUST. We talking serious diamond enCRUST! Forget BLING, make space in your ever so limited, ever shrinking, modern day vocabulary for the new king of description when it comes to referencing one's grotesque embellishment with the finest of fine jewels. Yeah, you thought you knew about this guy, well, not only is he the self proclaimed 'King of Crunk', he's defintely in the running for some regal title as one of THE ambassadors of 'CRUST'. But, don't go following this dudes example when it comes to dentistry, unless of course you can afford the real deal, cos I just heard that US health officials are predicting that the biteback of 'low quality CRUST implants' is likely to be a huge health concern in years to come. Junk food diet residues entangled in the knooks of badly CRUSTed teeth...well, you can only imagine can't you!